

Foresight, that's why they pay me the big bucks! Beach Blanket Bogus Lindsay: When did you guys move the beach to Antarctica? Chris: As some of you can see, we're actually in the shooting studio.

Chris: Can I get a pen, over here? It says "E-Scope, now, okay? Yo, guys, wanna make sure we keep this ballot in the files as an official record of Kaleidoscope's departure? I'll notarize it. It sounds like something that has rabies.

It’s not like being called a gaffer is something to brag about. E-Scope? E-Scope (Izzy): Here! Hi! Chris: Gwen, I christen your team, The Screaming Gaffers. Izzy? Lindsay: She likes to be called Kaleidoscope. Trent: Um, I guess Izzy is on my team then. If for no other reason but to shut him up. Owen: Woohoo! Harold: Uh, hello? Don’t wicked skills count for anything? I mean, who else here went to film camp and is fully trained as a junior cinematographer with a thorough knowledge of lighting filters, film stop– Gwen: I pick Harold. Trent: How do you choose between flakier and flakiest? At least Owen got farther in the last game, that’s worth something. Heather: Really? It’s about time someone realized who’s the most valuable player here. Leshawna: Remember, keep your enemies closer. Leshawna: The girls are back in town! Lindsay: You know what would be so great? If you picked Tyler! Trent: Tyler’s not in the game anymore. Because I like to keep things cool, I pick Leshawna. And now she wants to be on the same team? What am I supposed to make of that? You think you know a person! I choose the beautiful Lindsay! Lindsay: Yay! Gwen: “The beautiful”? What, was Trent trying to tick me off by picking Lindsay like that? You think you know a person. Duncan? Trent: I can’t believe she just went ahead and chose Duncan! I mean, they’re kind of alike. I know exactly who's going to get it this week! Lindsay: Two words! Bridgette and Geoff! DJ: Least they'll have each other! Chris: Any final words? Riot on Set Chris: Okay, let’s get this bloodbath started. LeShawna! LeShawna: Whoo-Hoo! Oops! My bad! Bridgette: But, But. Thanks, Chris! And thanks Chef! For doing what the prunes couldn't! Chris: Next is DJ, surprisingly Heather and last but not least. E-Scope: E-scope! Chris: Fine! E-Scope! Lindsay, Justin and Beth are also safe! Both: Yay! Chris: And so is Owen, my man! Owen: Aww. Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine, Loser shamin'!Ĭhris: And the Gilded Chris goes to Trent, Gwen, Harold, Duncan and Izzy. Lindsay: That is so deep!Ĭhef: This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! Heather: My wig! No! Don't look at me! Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. Harold: Does it hurt? E-Scope: Only when I hiccup! Oww!īeth: Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn’t mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says, you can lead a sheep to water, but, you can’t make it nice. Uh huh! I’ve been abducted loads of times! There’s a tracking device on my neck, see. Alien Resur-eggtion E-Scope: Hey! Follow me! I know aliens. I may be a pretty boy on the outside, but in here… there's a man filled with rage who's in this thing to win, and mark my words, I will stop at nothing, so no one better stand in my way 'cause I will make sure they don't… uh… stand in my way for long, okay? Ah, perfection. But this year, this year will be different. Justin: Last year, I wasn't really a contender.
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There’s still one more! LeShawna: You know what that boy has? Guts! Guts full of foam core and rubber. Party on! Harold: I could've done that, you know. Full props for that, man! Geoff: Way to find the key, dude! I used to think Owen was just some party dude, but he's really a stand-up guy. Owen: Alright! Duncan: Did you see that? Dude ate foam core and wax. Owen: What key? Oh! You mean this key? Chris: That'd be the one. Owen: Fake? Chris: Yep! Just props made from foamcore, silicone, sawdust and wax. Chris: Not surprising, since the food was fake. How was it? Owen: The turkey was a bit-dry. Beth: My mom said my world would totally open up when I got my braces off! She was right! I'M going to France! Lindsay and Beth: Yay! Duncan: Dude! It's about time! Chris: Hop on, Everyone! C'mon, people! Sheesh! We haven't got all day! This cart's rented by the hour! Owen: Izzy! Run! I mean, Kaleidoscope. Leshawna: You look Fi-I-I-ne, girl! Gwen: You really do! Lindsay: You're totally on your way to looking the part of my new BFF! That's my new best French friend. The money's the reason we all put up with Chris. Leshawna: You're gonna give up the chance at a Million Big-Ones. Justin: That broken-down bus only had one stop. Heather: Step off! Gwen: You step off! Harold: Ow! Sorry, Leshawna! Leshawna: No harm done! Where is everybody? Gwen: Uh. 1.27 Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show Įpisodes Monster Cash Duncan: Man, I miss the smell of the city.
